Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in bonobonksbest's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
12:35 am	Quiz feefed from Mummy Maz!! 1. Explain what ended your last relationship? It wasn't a *relationship8 as such. He was always skint and I was always working so I said to him it wasn't fair on either of us. So there ya go. 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Three days ago. They need it already damnit!! 3. What were you doing this morning at 8? Sleeping and dreaming about cake and dinosaurs. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Smoking a ciggie and drinking tea. 5. Are you any good at math? No but my mum is the best. 6. Your prom night? I didn't go to it cos I was unpopular and felt ugly and down at the time. Most of the people were arseholes. 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Possibly haha! I like to imagine that there was a writer in my family and now I am carrying on the trend. 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? Into The Mystic by Van Morrison. Yes I do and it's a lovely song. 10. Last thing you received in the mail? A Matalan catalogue that is still lying unopened. Like I wanna see skinny models wearing clothes that I can't fit into. Bastardos!! 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? four, Irn Bru, tea, coffee and milk. 12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines? Yes and I fucking hate it cos I hate my voice. 13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Ocean Colour Scene ten years ago at the SECC. This year it hopefully shall be Phonics cos I never seen them Live In Person before. PHWOAR WATCH OUT KELLY!! 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Yes a boyfriend did that once and I thought it was so romantic. Maybe it shall happen again one day, it's the small things that count. 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? Two wisdom teeth out. Still got the other two in. Never had a filling either which is fantastic. Needing a check up now though. 16. What is out your back door? The big bad world unfortunately. 17. Any plans for Friday night? Working from 5pm. Sob!! 18. Do you like the ocean? It's a great song by Led Zeppelin - of course I like it!! 19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas? Nope I don't eat popcorn much. 20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Does B & Q count?? 22. Something you are excited about? I don't get excited about much these days. 23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Lime. 24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? Nope. 25. Describe your key chain: It has a dolphin on it. I don't like dolphins. 26. Where do you keep your change? In a Hamlet tin. Trying to save up my tips. 27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large amount of people? At high school or college. I was damned good at it coudn't do it now though. 28. What kind of winter jacket do you have? A manky one. 30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? Closed. 30 more: 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? OMG!! I like stupid today and manky. 2. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! 5. Who is the last person that called you? Eddie B to ask me what I would think if my boyfriend dropped his trousers and he was wearing women's undies. I said HE WAS A WEIRDO!! 7. What shirt are you wearing? Ten year old OCS tshirt. 8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? Smoking and drinking tea. 9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? Socks. 10. Dark room or bright? In between. 12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? The one nearest the door. I don't know why I do that. 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping and dreaming about cake and dinosaurs. Have no idea what that means. 15. How do you like your eggs? Unfertilised. 16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot? FUCK OFF!!! 17.Who told you he/she loved you last? Richard on MSN I think. He said luffs ya! Doesn't count so apart from that no one. 18. Last furry thing you touched? Bagpuss. Fell asleep cuddling him. 19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Caffeine and nicotine. 20. How many rolls of film do you need to develop? Zip. 21. Favorite age you have been so far? Dunno. None so far. 22. Your worst enemy? Myself. 23 whats your desktop picture? My treasured ZOO TV U2 piccie. MMMMMMMMMM! 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? No I don't want a biscuit to Anji!! 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which one would you choose? Million bucks. If I had to fly I would get shot down. 26. Do you like someone? Yes but as usual he doesn't like me back. 27. The last song you listened to? I Can't Tell You Why - The Eagles 29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Np one 30.If you could be anywhere right now, where would that be? With my other mate chilling out and drinking beer like old times. And singing to music we like. (Comment on this)
Monday, May 28th, 2007
12:01 pm	I'm wishing on a star to follow where you are....... Had a few drinks with Eddie B last night and he invited me out and instructed me not to wear anything black at all. That is my challenge. But black hides my wobbly bits LOL!! He told me to be myself when I was telling him about the guy I fancy the pants off. I was a bit drunk when I told him that I looked at this guy and thought *THAT is the guy I wanna marry!* I don't know where the fuck that came from cos I was working so therefore was completely sober. When the guy was talking to the other chicks I was getting a bit mad and muscled my way in to talk to him. I am never usually like that with guys though :-s Usually I back off and let them do their thing and let them ask me out or whatever else. Well, the guy was slightly drunk and kept eyeing me up and smiling at me. There was definite flirting form both of us and at the end of the night he said with a bit of luck he would see me again and I got a hug and kiss on the cheek. And I swear he brushed his hand on my bum!! MORE!! And he smelt so fecking sexy I coulda torn his clothes off there and then!! That's another thing I wouldn't have done either! I wrote my number down but couldn't find the balls to actually do the shake and slide. I did that with the big guy before. Shook his hand and slid my number into his hand hence the *shake and slide*. I passed the number onto his future sister in law and she laughed but I never heard anything at all that week. I didn't mind though cos it was good doing something spontaneous. I can't believe I was flirting with this gorgeous guy!! It's amazing what a haircut can do for the confidence even though at the time I didn't like it. The future sister in law told me at the weekend there that she didn't pass my number onto him because he was going to see his girlfriend to break up with her. She didn't go into full details and I didn't ask why. She said that she could tell he really liked me. Usually would have laughed and said something like *yeah right whatever*. I didn't - I just thought that it was so sweet! She said that his brother was gonna kill him cos he could have stayed all night talking to me if I hadn't put them all out at closing time. I don't know how to take all this but I'm gonna go out on Saturday night to the lounge with his future sister in law and enjoy myself. Hopefully he'll be there and will talk to me and not say that my laugh is like Lily Saveage's!! Fingers crossed!! Eddie said that I should just go out and be myself and if this guy doesn't like it then it's no one's loss but his. The guy's 24 though looks older and he's totally gorgeous! Whee!! All excited now and have to go out and sort out an outfit for Saturday. I might even persuade myself to get a skirt or something. EEK!! And some make up! But I know if nothing happens then I'm just gonna have to settle for new friends - same as always! Well gonna go do some housework then get some writing done. And eat something!! (Comment on this)